I think they should treat Lindsay Lohan for being a fame-whoring narcissist first, and then take care of her alcoholism and wean her off drugs and whatever else she's been shoving into her system. I mean, this girl simply doesn't know when to stop - and seeing how she's got absolutely no movie coming out and basically nothing to promote except her own oversize ego, she decided to take yet another step and move even closer to being named "Hollywood's number one slut of all times" - and there is heavy competition for the title, as I'm sure you (and Paris Hilton) know. The fact is, it's even worse to put up with LiLo's fame-whoring when she manages to get a respectable magazine to shoot her naked, and even worse, shoot her naked in a re-enactment of Marilyn Monroe's famous "last sitting" photo shoot with Bert Stern.

Yes, you heard it right - Lindsay apparently decided that desperate times call for desperate measures and bared it all for Bert Stern and New York Magazine, (the link and uncensored pictures are NSFW so be warned) trying hard to make her freckled self look like Marilyn Monroe did six weeks before her untimely death. And while I can say that I'm not that surprised by the "naked photos" part, I am absolutely horrified that the people at NY Magazine picked out Lindsay Lohan of all people to re-enact Marilyn's world famous spread. I mean, come on - I can see the whole "controversial starlets" resemblance and all that, but I'm sure you'll agree with me when I tell you that Marilyn and Lindsay are from different planets as far as the "class and style" factor is concerned. Different races, different bodies, different everything. Well, you can take a look at the photos yourself and make up your mind - but do so on an empty stomach, just to be on the safe side of things.

"I didn't have to put much thought into it. I mean, Bert Stern? Doing a Marilyn shoot? When is that ever going to come up? It's really an honor" Lindsay is quoted as saying. "Here is a woman who is giving herself to the public", she added referring to the original Marilyn spread. "She's saying, 'Look, you've taken a lot from me, so why don't I give it to you myself.' She's taking control back". That's a very, very deep thing to say. I mean, Lindsay Lohan posing as Marilyn Monroe and trying to make herself look about a million times cleverer than she really is? I don't know who I am anymore. But please, I beg you - just look at the photos, calm your stomach and forget about this spread. Don't feed any more attention to this fame-whoring exhibitionist. It will only make matters worse.