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Mystery Explained: Michel Jackson's Lip Exploded

That's the reason for his face being all covered in bandages like that...

By Monica Gaza, Entertainment News Editor

21st of December 2007, 15:39 GMT

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All I can say is... man, Michael Jackson is screwed up worse than I thought! When it comes to this guy and his face, anything can happen: pieces fall off, the tip of his nose is in fact an artificial prosthesis, and now apparently yet another part of his fragile anatomy has decided to run for its life away from the man who hacked his own face so well, that he damaged it beyond repair. Once this happened, he proved to us all that not even Freddie Kruger, Rob Zombie and the ghost that used to come out of the TV and scare you to death in "The Ring" got everything right. I mean I know it's a stupid cliché, but sometimes truth is more terrifying than anything fictional - burned-out monsters and zombies included.

So, back to Michael Jackson and his obsession with plastic surgery that ended up destroying his amazing career and transformed him from an immensely talented young man into a whining adult who hides behind surgical masks and talks in a low voice - usually only to explain to the world that he's a victim who hasn't done anything wrong. This time, the troubled star was allegedly forced to undergo emergency surgery due to the fact that his lip burst and collapsed while he was playing with his younger son.

"He was whacked in the face accidentally by his younger son Prince Michael II while playing around and part of Jackson's upper lip collapsed. That mishap led an hysterical Jacko to make a beeline for the plastic surgeon for a bit of quickie repair work" said a source. Horrifying as the thought that a piece of a man's lip can actually break off and fall may be, I think the fact itself is nothing when compared to the damage the whole incident must have caused to the poor kid who was innocently playing with his dad.

Anyone considered how much therapy that child will eventually need? I mean, just imagine the whole scene, with Michael running around horrified holding on to his lip. Actually, I think I'd rather not go further than that with my imaginary exploits, as I really want to be able to enjoy my food over the holiday season. There's not much more that can be said at this point - except to wonder what exactly might happen next on the Jacko front. Actually, I'm not sure I REALLY want to know.

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Michael Jackson | upper lip | Prince Michael II | plastic surgery


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