My, Those Chi-Chis Look Impressive!

Christina Aguilera sure loves showing off her boobs. I mean, really - she must be really proud of the fact that they've pretty much doubled in size and are much more... er, perky I could say. The fact is, Christina took her boobs live on Ellen yesterday, and the world stopped. No, I mean that quite literally. It was one of those moments in which the whole world goes quiet, pretty much like you see in all those Asian horror films. We saw Christina walk on the set of the talk show in her green dress and I could swear the temperature in the room had gone down a couple of degrees. And then I could hear all my colleagues going "did you get a look at those boobs?". I know they're just breasts and they're certainly not a philosophical treatise, but nevertheless, it got me thinking.

I mean, Christina Aguilera seems to be riding the celebrity wave big time at the moment. She just had her baby, she's happy and healthy, not to mention $2 million richer from cashing in on her pregnancy and selling the rights to her baby's photos to People magazine. So why did she feel the need to make one of her first post-pregnancy appearances wearing such a revealing outfit? It may seem like a silly question but really - I think there's more to Christina's choice of dress than meets the eye. Is she making a statement? Maybe something along the lines of "I know I might have been pregnant, but my sex appeal is still going strong and here, have a look at my boobs to see that I'm right". Or maybe she simply likes her bigger breasts and fresh, new mommy look.

The point I was trying to make was that I think Christina is trying to prove to the shallow world we all live in that she can still look gorgeous without starving herself and without making the headlines with news of her amazing weight loss just two days after giving birth. Don't laugh - you know many celebrities out there have been playing Russian roulette with their bodies like that. Look at Posh, for instance - or Nicole Richie, as a recent example. Could you tell that she just had a baby a couple of weeks ago? So, what can I say - wear those boobies proud, Christina, they look good on you! And don't starve yourself, you look great.