I think the day Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt will eventually get married will be marked by a series of parties and intense celebrations worldwide that will have nothing to do with their marriage as such, and everything to do with its multiple and complex significance. Kidding. Well, almost. Probably the most extravagant party would be the one thrown by the entertainment columnists the world over, who will have finally seen one of their dearest dreams come true. I mean, let's face it, how long has it been since we all started speculating about Angie and Brad finally tying the knot? Way too long to actually keep an accurate record, I'd say - but anyway, you get my point.

The fact is, it seems we're finally heading towards a Brangelina marriage ceremony, but - predictably - there's already trouble in paradise, caused - guess by whom? Well, of course, by Angie herself and by Jennifer Aniston. How come, you'll ask? Well, don't you know that as far as the worldwide entertainment media goes, poor Jen has everything to do with Brad and Angie's relationship? Which is probably 90 percent not true, but the fact is, Jennifer and Angelina have been pitched one against the other so many times that we really can't tell where truth ends and wishful thinking begins. So, the news today (as reported by Star magazine) is that Angie and Brad had a huge bust-up over their coming wedding and are apparently not talking to one another at present.

Reasons? Well, two things in particular, one of which is the type of wedding they will eventually have. Star reports that while Brad is thinking of a big wedding ceremony in New Orleans, Angelina would like a small, intimate ceremony in France, away from the eyes of the media. Problem number two is that Brad reportedly enlisted his mother Jane's help for the wedding, who incidentally is still very close to Jennifer Aniston and (this is too good to be true, but even so...) even suggested that Brad's ex wife be on the guest list. "They ended up going to separate bedrooms and slamming doors. Angelina was so frustrated, she was crying. Brad tried to reassure Angie that she wouldn't show up. Still Angie's furious. Anytime Jen's name is mentioned, she gets jealous", a friend of the couple's reports to Star. No news yet on what will happen next - but stay tuned and we'll bring you all the hot details as soon as they're available.