Federline is indeed devoted to any cause that he can find worthy enough of his attention. But, more than that, he is devoted to his career as an 'artist' and as a father.


We illustrate: in March, Kev's PR, Marylin Lopez, announced that, during his American promotion tour for the new album, the rapper will visit a charity foundation from every city he is in. The spokesperson added that fans (is there such a thing for K-Fag?) will be able to see him doing good deeds for poor and deprived babies all over the US, quote, 'whether that's handing out toys to children at hospitals or whatever' (the stress on 'whatever' is ours).

Unfortunately, Federline was too busy this weekend in Miami to manage to find the time to visit a charity foundation. Indeed, he spent most of the day splashing in the water with wife and son, jet-skied, slept on the side of a pool, flirted with a dozen of girls and, later, hit a club with a bunch of his friends, DJ-ed, partied like hell and, too exhausted to work anymore, went to bed at about 3.30 AM.

That's serious work, people, and not everybody can do it properly! When contacted by the press, Lopez stated that all the partying was quote again, 'another stop on his promotional tour in support of his debut album'. Well, if that's how things stand, I guess we should all consider a sudden career change...