More Olsen Hotness

I know, I know, you're probably sick of reading about the Olsen twins. You see, I'm sick too of writing about them but, when the choice of subjects is so varied and these two petite millionaires seem to go out of their way to provide us with more once every couple of days, it would be literally absurd to ignore them and to write about such unimportant stuff like Jessica Biel's ass or Scarlett Johansson's amazing bazookas.

OK, that was the biggest lie I ever said! But it's just that these two former actresses (who only got a job because they were twins and because someone thought they were funny as hell, mind you), these two avid fashionistas, these two major trendsetters and role models are so damned funny that it's almost impossible for me to ignore them. Believe you me, I have tried, and tried, and tried! They are constantly in my face, as in 'Please, notice me!'.

And that was when it struck me: with their unmistakable fashion style and their trademark look, these two girls (and especially Mary Kate, the one you're now looking at right now) should totally do what the other celebs are doing right now: their own show. Only that, instead of a reality show, they should make a horror movie. Can you imagine how many people would crowd the theaters to see them spook the living daylight out of some unaware and unsuspecting victim?


Mary Kate could totally take the part of the crazy old witch, since she already has that look down to perfection. Here she is in Paris, doing some midnight food shopping and you can see very well that the girl comes fully equipped: the witch hair, that black headband (make mental note: must get me one of these), the long dress, the all-black outfit, the red lipstick and, most important of all, that lost look in her eyes. If you stare long enough at the second pic, I bet you can almost hear her mumbling her evil spells. Her broom is parked just outside the corner...


Oh, that was so mean of me! After all, she IS out shopping for food, so I imagine we must all be celebrating that another spoiled brat who probably craps money in her golden toilet realized that she can't live on 'fashion' alone. If that's what it is she thinks she's doing...

P.S. Still ruling for that horror movie.