Fashion police

More in the "Slutty Halloween Costumes" Series

This is turning into a nightmare fast...

By Monica Gaza, Entertainment News Editor

29th of October 2007, 14:47 GMT

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OK, I must admit I was having fun at first, but this has gotten way too far. I have been trying hard all day to figure out why people who have any sense whatsoever (at this point, I'm not even making the distinction between A-list celebrities, would-bes, wannabes, celebutantes, celebuspawns and so on) would go out in public dressed like the lovely lady who graces us with her photographic presence in the photos enclosed to this article.

Rumer Willis (yes, I know, there's no mistaking that chin and the trashy attitude) attended the Dream Halloween event to benefit children affected by AIDS last night. And she wore this very un-spectacular outfit, which I'm pretty sure sent some people screaming for their lives thinking they were being attacked by unfriendly aliens with no sense of fashion. And again it made me thoroughly embarrassed with myself because yes, I must admit there were times when I thought poor Rumer was unfairly ridiculed for her looks, which I thought were a matter of genetics gone wrong rather than anything else. But no more.

I have been trying to find an explanation for the way the corset, fishnets and (is that really a) skirt are all put together - and I must admit I have no idea who she is supposed to be. How are they supposed to combine? I mean, when they combine, what are they supposed to be? A costume, I used to think, is supposed to have a purpose (other than flashing someone's crotch) - otherwise the whole event would have been named the "Dress Trashy Nightmarish Halloween" party. But no, there is no purpose and if ever there was a sense of fashion, I can officially call "time of death" right about now.

The only thing Rumer could have hoped to get in that costume was the attention of a rapist - and I totally mean that. In fact, I see no other justification for wearing something that is not only slutty, but it also doesn't fit you in any way imaginable (bangs included). Someone has to tell this girl that the best way to attract attention to what nature and genetics have not been very kind on you is NOT to make yourself even more weird-looking than you already are. And so, for the next Halloween party, my advice to her is to try and actually wear some clothes that suit her - which rules out the Snow White, Cinderella or Father Christmas costumes. I just had to mention that, just in case. Oh, and the seven dwarfs too...

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