Mommy, When I Grow Up, I Wanna Have Huge Boobs and No Brains!

I never knew Jordan had a sister - but really, if I did, my immediate reaction would have been to pity the poor girl for having such an incredibly annoying older sister. But apparently it's a good thing I didn't have the time to feel pity for Sophia Price, because - surprise! It seems that being a total idiot is part of the family legacy - or maybe it's part of the family genetic inheritance - because Sophia seems to be just as shamelessly narcissistic as her big sister - except without the oversize boobs. She also seems to have inherited Jordan's gift of talking about everything in the world, no matter how silly or stupid it may be.

"I want to be as big as Jordan, but not in the boob department! I wouldn't ever go massive like Kate - it would look ridiculous as I'm only a tiny 5ft 4in! I'd just like to go a bit bigger, maybe one size up to a C cup. I really like the bullet boob look at the moment. But I won't be going topless just yet because it won't leave me anywhere to go as a model - and that's important to me" she stated. Yes, well, newsflash: Jordan is as famous as she is PRECISELY because she's got giant fake boobs and she's one shameless attention-seeking lady who would do just about anything for fame. Newsflash number two: stripping is the second reason for which Jordan is as "famous" as she is - so I'm afraid it's a question of "play the game or take your broke a*s home". I'm on pins and needles to say which road darling Sophia will choose...

Also, it seems that Jordan's lil' sis was not allowed to wear slutty clothes so far on account of her age - but now that she's turned 18 she can do pretty much whatever she wants. She already quit her job as a hairdresser, and is... ahem, well on her way to fame. "I can be so much more daring now I'm 18. It felt great being able to pose in such sexy lingerie at last. Kate's going to love the pictures, especially this one of me in the knee-high boots" she says. Yes, well, what can I say - it's always nice to aspire to great things and see such a promising road open up to you. I mean, what can be more exciting than a lifetime of showing your boobs and have everybody (rightfully) call you an idiot?