Mmm, Mario Is Tasty!

There is no doubt about the fact that everybody loves Mario, even though he's not as cool as Superman or as good looking as Lara Croft. Oh, yeah, Mario's a guy! Anyway, if you were wondering how much you really love Mario, a Japanese girl is going to show you, not any Japanese girl, of course, but the one who gave the concept "go eat Mario" a whole new meaning. Yes, you actually have the chance to chew on Mario's mustache or swallow his eyes. Over and over again, every day and every night, until you eventually blame Mario for making you look fat!

The tiny legged jumping plumber has been re-created in a lunchbox, packed with a lot of vegetables and quite some other strange looking stuff (I don't think I even want to know their names), and it will definitely make your kid feel proud when he goes to school or the entire gaming community love you for being so cool. Or just the other way around: everybody will hate you for eating the number one gaming icon. It's your risk to take, so choose wisely.

Still, if you don't live in Japan or have some friends there to bring you some of these bento creations, your figure might be safe. Looking never hurts, so please, take your time and enjoy the tasty Mario, Wario or Princess Peach pictured below.

Oh, and one more thing! If you think eating a tasty Mario is just the greatest thing in the world, try not to forget the fact that you can do almost anything with real life re-creations of the oldie. We already have some hot Mario panties for your hot Mario fan girlfriends, as well as tons of other T-shirts and accessories. Mmm... OK! Eating Mario is the greatest thing in the world at the moment!


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