If you ask a movie aficionado who Mischa Barton is, he or she might not know what to tell you. Because the 'sexy British lady', as she has been called by many, poses as both actress and model, when in fact she is none of the above.

The 20-year-old untalented woman who, in a moment of inspiration, told the press that she is such a bad actress that she took up professional acting lessons, keeps on amazing the world around her with her total lack of adequateness.

Recently, after being voted Hollywood's best dressed woman, Mischa was invited to Australia where she was to show her support by simply being present at a David Jones fashion show. There, she got the chance to prove that, besides being completely void of a calling for the big screen, she also is missing something 'upstairs'.


When asked which of the Australian designers she likes best and whose creation she was wearing at the press conference, Barton was not able to compose an intelligible sentence. And she got paid $100,000 for the entire thing and that included her mumbling a few praises for Jones, too...


Tabloids don't love Mischa, except when she flashes so, that's gotta be a pretty harsh life for her, unknown and unloved as she is. But one thing can never be said about her: no one dares to imply that she is not overrated as a celebrity.


And to prove just how much her image is airbrushed in the ad campaigns that she does, just have a look at the smaller photo. It shows Mischa's leg (well, only a part of it) and the amount of cellulite that she has on is just gross.


Why do all these female celebrities wear such short skirts when they know they have that kind of a problem? It's normal to have cellulite if you don't work out enough but if you have it, it's no use to just flaunt it in front of everybody's eyes. This will, one day, gross us out completely...



In conclusion, we would advise the so-called model and actress to hit the gym and seriously start working out if she ever plans to wear skirts again.