The singer reaches new lows in her desperation to remain relevant

Aug 11, 2014 10:25 GMT  ·  By
Miley Cyrus reaches new lows while sharing a photo of her squatting in the forest
   Miley Cyrus reaches new lows while sharing a photo of her squatting in the forest

We finally have the answer to that age-old question: “Does the Pope poo in the woods?” and it's not as straightforward as you might think. Actually, we have no idea where the Pope goes to the bathroom, but we have just obtained photographic evidence that Miley Cyrus also uses the forest as one.

The singer has just reached a new low in her career when she decided that it was a good idea to post a photo on her social media that showed her relieving herself in the woods.

If you go to Miley's Instagram account, you're going to be able to see the singer with her pants around her ankles and with her most intelligent face, as she squats near a tree to do her business. Mind you, we’re not criticizing the fact that Miley went in the woods – when you have to go, you have to go, nature doesn't wait on anyone. We're criticizing the fact that Miley chose to take a photo and post it.

Because she can't shock anymore on stage, no matter how hard she tries these days (and God knows she's trying really hard), Miley thought she'd up the ante by posting a very intimate photo of herself. We're not even talking bathroom selfies, as everyone knows by now how she looks without her clothes on.

Those of you who were able to take a look at the photo and keep their lunch down, you have our sincere congratulations, and those who couldn't, we totally understand you. When a singer feels the need to share such intimate moments in order to stay relevant, it speaks volumes about their personality.

Let's face it, Miley was never the classiest celebrity out there and she even relished her rough manners, but this is taking it to a different level, even for her, who never drew back from posting very intimate selfies, including from her hospital bed.

Among her recent uploads on Instagram, Miley also posted a photo of her new pet pig, as well as a spoof to the recent Nicki Minaj album cover with her very round derriere. The original photo, which showed Minaj in a thong with the word “Anaconda” written on top, was replaced with Miley's face on Nicki's body and the words “Hannah-Conda,” a play of words on Miley' previous alias, Hannah Montana.

Hannah Montana fans are now probably writhing in pain at seeing their former idol mocked in such a way by Cyrus herself.