Lindsay Lohan's father is, no matter what one might think, not your average man. Currently in prison on charges of drunken driving, contempt of court and beating his brother-in-law senseless with a shoe, Michael still has some poetry left in him.

Lindsay often spoke about her unfortunate childhood and sources from inside the Collins Correctional Facility in Buffalo say that her father has been, ever since sent there, on a spiritual journey to get to the bottom of this situation. In fact, Lindsay even wrote two songs about her relationship with her father, 'Confessions of a Broken Heart' and 'Daughter to Father'. But Michael, as wacky as he is, suffers deeply from his daughter's allegations and thought of answering her questions the same way that she addressed them, via artistic expression.

Consequently, he wrote a song, untitled as of yet and without a finished chorus, but still a masterpiece at heart. Here's a sample from what will definitely become the track of the millennium:

'I've given my all and done the time
Then only been slighted, that's the crime!
My dear my dear what will it take
For you to tell the truth, for goodness sake!
I loved and protected you, I was THERE through it all.
I do admit, I did at times fall.
But these things you know were due to "THEM"
The ones that want to have a piece of my gem!
My love, my life, my family to me
May be nothing to them, but surely you'll see.
That the time will come when the truth comes out.
All on its own, I have no doubt.
I may have been wrong for 'running away'
From problems with Mom, I didn't say.
It could have been different, I know that now
I wish I could change it, just tell me how.
To all of you now, I tell you this
A message I spoke, that you seemed to miss!
A family comes first, forever a day!
You don't run or hide, or push them away.
A final thought before I sleep.
It's one I pray, you'll remember and keep
I loved you then and I love you now
No matter what is done, we'll get through this somehow!!'

And this is not all, because Michael Lohan also has some amazing drawing skills that nobody knew of. In order to better illustrate the dangers that threaten the father-daughter relationship, the inmate decided to do just that: a sketch capturing the most important elements in their lives has just been released on the Internet.

The picture shows the cuffed man being drawn from Lindsay by a police officer, while she is being pulled away by her mother. Money grabbing lawyers with horns are seen in the background, with Lindsay's other three siblings (doing the 'hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil' gesture), with God pointing a finger at the whole ensemble from the above. The caption from underneath reads: 'Shame on you. Don't you know some things are sacred?'

The drawing is called 'The Spiritual Realities and Physical Elements of the Truth Behind This Whole Situation' and, we must admit, it does reveal the 'truth' about Linday's family and, namely, that they all have their own midgets in the attic. But hats-off for the new genius that is Michael Lohan!