Looks like Spice Girl Scary has a scary trunk full of skeletons in her closet, and boy when she lets them out she sure rocks the headlines. This time around, it's got nothing to do with ex-flame Eddie Murphy or with current hubby and known wife beater Stephen Belafonte, but with something else Mel B's been keeping under lock and key - namely at least one lesbian affair and alleged lesbian threesomes that she was regularly involved in for two years.

It all starts with one Crista Parker, a 35 year-old mother of two who claims she met Mel B. at the American school their children were attending. Parker claims her relationship with Brown took a sexual turn in August 2005, and that she was surprised at just how good scary Spice was with women. "I had only had sex with a woman once before...but Mel was obviously very experienced with women. She is a great kisser" Parker says. And the whole thing gets even more interesting as we move on to the appearance of lesbian lover number three, a certain Elizabeth Rodriguez, who is 26 and is a sex toys saleswoman. Double take. A sex toy what? I had no idea there was such a job available, but boy I'm sure it's fun - and I can almost say I understand Mel B. I mean, it's gotta be tempting, seeing all those toys, asking if you can possibly try one or two out, and then of course one thing leads to another and...well, you're over 18, you know how that goes (joke).

Brown and Parker were seeing each other pretty regularly according to what Parker claims. "Mel and I were very good friends. We saw each other almost every day and would have sex at least a couple of times a week". There's no mention of how often Rodriguez and her suitcase of sex toy goodies would join them (the suitcase is my own idea...but it makes sense, right? Sex toys saleswomen need sex toys suitcases in which to keep the merchandise and qualify for that position...pun intended). But it sounds like there was some major fun going on. Parker does mention Brown was seeing other men at the same time, and that the affair ended when she started her short-lived romance with Eddie Murphy that resulted in the paternity scandal Brown is involved in at the moment.

Parker also claims that she is worried about the singer's relationship with her new husband Belafonte. "Mel is so vulnerable. I'm very worried about her. I hope she's happy. I just don't want to see her hurt". And while there may be some good reason for her concern, I don't exactly feel this woman has Mel's best interest at heart, otherwise she wouldn't have sold her story to a newspaper. So, this leaves us all wondering what else has scary Spice been doing over the past years? But for all it's worth, I personally doubt that it can get any saucier than a threesome lesbian affair with the mother of your kid's schoolmates and a sex toy saleswoman. Really.