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Meet Jordan's Ginger GirlPrincess Tiaamii and Peter Andre's penis - Thank you, Jordan! |
By Elena Gorgan, Entertainment News Editor
1st of August 2007, 10:48 GMT
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In true celebrity fashion, famous glamor model Jordan (real name Katie Price) is already gracing the covers of UK magazines, only that this time it's not with her own superb body that she's doing it, but with her bundle of joy, the latest addition to the Price-Andre family, Princess Tiaamii. Tiaamii is the new IT girl of the latest 'OK!' issue in Britain, along with her happy parents, Jordan and one-time singer Peter Andre. The issue will hit newsstands this week.
Aside from the gorgeous Tiaamii, of whom we only get to see the back on the cover of the mag (but, hopefully, more photos will be included inside), 'OK!' will also run an interview with the glowing momma. According to her own words, Jordan was very shocked the first time she saw her newborn baby... because she has ginger hair, a trait that is common neither in her nor in her hubby. However, a mother's love knows no such boundaries as hair color, the model assures us.
'She looks really different from both the other kids - she's got fair, gingery hair and really blue eyes. I don't mind, I love her anyway, even if she's a ginge!', Jordan is quoted as saying. Still, she seems to find an explanation... sorta! Tiaamii's unusual hair color could come either from Jordan's father, she says, or from a gardener that once used to work for them. Whaaa?! Cue to Jordan: 'It's weird, she must be a throwback from my side because my real dad has blue eyes but I don't know where the ginger comes from. Pete gets a bit of ginge in his beard. I don't know where the ginger comes from. We had a ginger gardener.' Oh, the things you say, dearest!
No matter where the hair color comes from, Jordan makes sure people know that, if they pick on Tiaamii only on the grounds of it, they will have to deal with her personally. 'I think when people are horrible about people with red hair that's as bad as being racist.', she explains. Point taken! The same goes for the somewhat unusual name, to which Peter and Jordan reached after combining their mothers' names, Thea and Amy - the model would not have people calling her Tia or Ti; if her name is Tiaamii, then people should totally call her exactly that.
To end this on a classy (and brighter) note, Jordan returns to her favorite topic of all: Peter Andre's penis. You make the connection between the subject at hand and the penis on your own. It's a known fact that the model takes pride in her husband's possessions and here we have yet another example of it, where she's comparing it with a TV remote control: 'It's the size of the Sky one - the one with the gray bits on - that's bigger than normal remote. We can have it (sex) now but we have to take it easy, I don't want a ripped-out uterus thank you!'
All that's left for us to say is: no, thank YOU, Jordan!
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