Now, remember how I used to write these little articles about Heidi Klum and her hubby Seal, and I was sort of almost implying that she's not exactly the sharpest crayon in the box? Well, I take it all back. Really, Heidi Klum is now my idol. All it took was the 30-seconds video you can watch below, and Heidi lost her "dumb blonde with great looks" tag and moved straight up to the number one position of "boob flasher, and damn proud of it", along with several other boob-loving (and flashing) female icons, the likes of Beyonce or CoCo.

Heidi Klum, ladies and gentlemen, is sure proud of having what she calls "great knockers". This clip is truly one in a million. The supermodel can be seen playing with her breasts in the new TV commercial
for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, which will air on December 5th. In the 30-second clip, the blonde model not only fondles and jiggles her ample fun bags, but she also sings, dances, yodels and announces "I've got great knockers!"

After explaining how her nipples stand to attention when it's cold, Heidi can be heard shouting: "You guys have no clue about boobs, and if you don't..." Heidi then grabs her chest and makes a machine gun sound as she aims her breasts left and right, in the manner of one of those killer robot we could see in the "Austin Powers" films, who could fire bullets from their breasts.

The commercial ends with Heidi grinning as she declares: "Great knockers, I loooove it!" Well, yes, I'm sure she does, and so does her husband, and so do millions of other guys out there. So, what can I say, it was really very nice of her to grant us this lovely present so close to Thanksgiving. I mean, the clip is all sorts of funny, I can barely describe it in terms that do it justice. Heidi, as we all know, is not embarrassed to talk about her sexuality and womanly desires - having recently revealed she was first attracted to her husband Seal after seeing his impressive "package" in a pair of tiny, tight shorts. Well, what else can I say - enjoy, and don't forget to be thankful to Heidi.