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Me and Mini-Me. Expect Some Flashing Soon. Paris has a new sidekick. Wonder how much she will last...	By Elena Gorgan, Entertainment News Editor 12th of March 2007, 16:30 GMT Adjust text size:

Now that Paris Hilton is without a driving license (the cops suspended it when she was caught driving under the influence last year and, a couple of days ago, she also had her Bentley impounded for driving/speeding without a license), she needs to have someone to drive her around when she has important meetings to attend to... meaning, when she has to go shopping, shopping and shopping. Obviously, the girl doesn't have enough money to hire someone to wheel her around town (or maybe that would be too demeaning for her) so, you know what she does? She rings up an old 'friend' of hers, pretending all she wants is company on a shopping spree. Unfortunately, said 'friend' is too blind to learn from Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie or Britney Spears' experience and she takes the call. We're talking about Elisha Cuthbert, of the '24' fame. If you're curious enough as to Google her, you will see that, in fact, Elisha is a respectable actress and a seemingly mature and responsible young girl. But Paris has this je ne sais quoi with the ladies, because Elisha just threw all caution to the wind and accepted her offer. Aside from the fact that she sees no problem with the fact that Miss Hilton rang her exactly when she was with no driver and no car, asking her to bring her own wheels, Elisha is also oblivious to what happened in the past to other ladies who sought Hilton's company. If we were to sum their post-Paris experiences in just a couple of words, we could do so nicely by simply saying: Lindsay Lohan - pantyless frenzy, rehab; Nicole Richie - alleged drunk and anorexic; Britney Spears - pantyless frenzy, rehab, rehab, rehab. There is a lesson here to be learned, and you don't even have to try that hard to see what it might be. Paris Hilton is like a Hollywood pariah, infesting all the 'good girls' as if satisfying her frustration that she will never be one of them. It's almost safe to say now that we'll get some crotch shots very soon. Protagonist: Elisha Cuthbert. On the other hand, isn't Paris simply adorable with that cute hat on and that innocent smile?

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Comment #1 by: BlueSabre on 28 Jul 2007, 06:26 GMT	reply to this comment
About the protagonist thing... That won't happen anytime soon, much to your disliking, dear Elena... Just because you don't understand what's going on doesn't give you the right to make assumptions. Period

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