Matthew: Smack That, Right on the Floor!

This has been a hard time for once handsome Matthew McConaughey, especially after he split up with Penelope Cruz this past summer. Because I wouldn't want you to take the phrase 'hard time' too literally, let me start by explaining exactly what I mean by it.

You see, at first, Mateo was one of Hollywood's finest: he was good looking, always very groomed, pleasant to talk to and had a body to kill for. After he and Penelope could no longer work it out, he kinda entered this hippie stage of his life, where he doesn't care anymore of the way he looks, smells or talks. Neither is he such a great actor too.

His latest movie, for example, 'We Are Marshall', was supposed to be such a tough life lesson for the viewer, the true story of a disaster turned into something great against all odds. Instead, it ended up as another sports film, with nothing much to make it stand out, except for the huge amount of clich�s that seemed predominant.

Plus, while Matthew was in the US to promote, rumor had it that he didn't like to wash himself and that the audiences were appalled by his smell. Still, there are some studios that still want to work with him - he is now in Australia, filming for 'Fool's Gold'. But with him, nothing is in black and white so, the actor found some time to visit the bars and get the party started once again.

Mateo is seen here in an Irish bar where, useless to say, he got pretty drunk and then sucked faces with one of the ladies in the attendance... while dancing to the beats of a local band. You see, he still rocks his sweat as if it were the ultimate fashion accessory which means that things didn't go for the better with him.

The good thing, he still has many of his female fans 'cause, if it weren't for them, who would he make out with like a hormone-crazed teenager? The sweat and the crazy dance moves will never go away, unfortunately, no matter what...