Embedded in this blog post are two videos: the one above is ahead of Matt’s arrival, while the other has him explaining the purpose of his visit.
Damon plays a drugged out, crazier version of himself who’s looking to start up a charity to carry his name – and himself to higher levels on the ladder.
“I just basically need a cause that’s about the size of Clooney’s cause, only with bigger [breasts],” he explains to Don Cheadle’s character.
“That guy puts on a Hawaiian shirt and they hand him a [expletive]-ing Oscar,” he continues.
Fans must know already that Matt and George are actually good friends in real life, so this makes this “diss” even funnier.