We have here Mary Kate Olsen: you might know her as being the anorexic, camera-shy, introverted twin of the Olsen twins, once popular in kid comedies. For some reason or another, this girl is worth over $150 million and, still, she dresses as if she just picked up her clothes from a garbage bin.

No doubt, all that she can be seen wearing now is worth more money than I will ever make in my wretched life but, they say, money can't buy class. The man/woman who came to this wise conclusion was sooo damn right!

This is not the first time that Mary Kate gets busted by the 'fashion police'. As a matter of fact, her credentials, besides having a clothing line (anyone else see the irony here?) and doing some promotional stuff, include nothing much. But she still manages to send tens of paparazzi into a frenzy every time she steps out and the reason is that, well, she dresses like she doesn't have a penny to call her own.

In addition to always looking as if she doesn't know the use of a comb, Mary Kate is also a big fan of bug-eyed sunglasses and huge shoes. It just makes me wonder why, seeing that she has such twig-like legs, that seem to be about to break in half at each step she takes.

Seriously, homegirl should seek some help 'cause I doubt anyone believes her when she says that she eats like any other normal person. Well, at least, she leads a healthy life and one pack of cigarettes per day is surely helping her! There goes an A+ role model!