Mariah Visits Local Jail

Mariah Carey is obviously out of ideas for shocking outfits. Instead of spending time in fashion police jail (as she should, for all those horrendous fashion crimes she repeatedly committed), the curvy singer chose to appear dressed as one.

What more can we say? This tops even the high-wasted pants she wore on the opening night of her tour or the short ripped jeans she was left with from the 'Dreamlover' video shoot and of which she is still so fond of.

The singer, lately very criticized in the media for her fashion choices, sported a very 'stylish' and 'trendy' outfit, made using as model the never obsolete prison uniform, if one was to judge by the black and white stripes that so beautifully adorn it.

But that might not be the most saddening part of Mariah's costume. No, the worse thing is that she simply doesn't want to give up the skimpy pants, no matter what. And the cellulite on her legs and ass would need to be covered up with some clothing item, to say the least.

Probably Mariah wouldn't be Mariah without her crazed fashion sense. Fortunately for us, her singing skills still make up for that... for the moment.