14 DAY TRIAL // A drunk man from Wisconsin called the cops demanding them to help him remove a snoring one-night-stand, that kept him up all night, from his bed. The 41-year-old could not sleep, accusing his female companion of “snoring like a train.”
Benjamin Todd Duddles is the 41-year old from Waukesha, Wisconsin who called 911 with the pressing issue of a snoring woman who he invited in his home after a few drinks. The man, described as extremely intoxicated, just wanted to get some sleep, but because of the train-like snoring of his conquest, he decided to alert the police, according to Metro News.
While on the phone with the 911 operator, Benjamin admits to drinking with his female companion, who was actually a neighbor, with whom Duddles had been “hanging out.” During the call, a snoring sound can be heard and the operator asks if the noise is made by the woman he is trying to remove from the bed. Benjamin replied “yeah, she's snoring like a train.”
The Waukesha Police Department Report said “caller stated he let her in and then [she] just went into his bed and fall asleep and is now snoring like a train and wants her out.” The Police department sent a team of law enforcement officers to Duddles' home to see if they can fix his pressing issue.
When faced with the police at his doorstep, Duddles confessed to drinking and having relations with the woman that was sleeping in his bed. The police officers told him that this was not a police issue “he was advised this was not a police matter as he allowed her in. He was provided the comfort of his couch and [advised] to work the issue in the morning,” the police report said according to Daily Star.
Listen to the drunk man's conversation with the 911 operator in the video below:
