Malaysia Educates Parents on How to Spot If Their Children Are Gay

With this funny report, posted on the Malaysiakini website, the Malaysian government is helping parents identify if their children are afflicted by “gayness.”

According to the Malaysian guidelines, if men wear V-neck shirts, that is a powerful indicator of their deviant orientation. Any sleeveless, tight or light colored clothes instantly make you gay.

Having a muscular body is listed first on the list of things you should watch out for when trying to spot these gay men. I guess nobody told Arnold Schwarzenegger that.

If you are a man and you wear handbags, “similar to those used by women,” you are not just being trendy. Being attracted to men is third on the list of “ symptoms.”

If a girl “like[s] to hang out, have meals and sleep in the company of women,” her parents should be alerted immediately.

“Once the children have these symptoms, immediate attention should be given,” the guidelines warned.