14 DAY TRIAL // A hilarious letter, which could very well be a hoax, documents the UK Postal Service company's despair when confronted with a prankster.
The letter recounts the man answering the postmen's doorbell ring by "asking if it's 'first class,'" warning them of giant bees in the bushes, wearing "a ketchup stained shirt and a breadknife" and the list goes on.
The funniest thing on that list is the mention of one occasion in which he has complained about being chased by Oompah Loompahs.
The Mail allegedly asks the man to stop with the "surprises" and behave like a sane individual, otherwise he is not getting any service from them.
According to Huffington Post, Royal Mail reps said that they didn't write the letter, but that they are looking into who did.