Madonna Is Treating Herself to Some Sex Toys

It's not just ordinary people like us who use sex toys - apparently, pop royalties also like to enjoy a kick once in a while. Or better make that a vibe - since it looks like that's packed in that little pink goody box. And in case you were wondering, it IS Madonna proudly holding onto the bag, with the air that she can't wait to get home and try on the little beauty (and when I say that, I don't mean her hubby Guy). Way to go!

Truth be told, no one in the world can accuse Madonna of being shy - in fact, I think that she is the one who actually defined many of the meanings of "liberal". And it's quite interesting to see her sport sex toys in clear plastic bags - not because it wouldn't be like her to use sex toys (actually, I'd be sort of concerned if she didn't use any) but because she's grown all lady-like and conservative over the past years. I am happy to see that's pretty much an appearance, and good ol' Madge (as she likes to be called these days) is back in her own (delightfully) kinky ways.

And in case you're wondering what she's hiding in there, we'll tell you: it's a strap-on, people. What's more, it's called the "purple penetrator" if any of us were making plans to have an after-work stroll through the nearest sex shop. Yes, well, now the speculating can begin. I do wonder if she plans to have that used on her or whether she's having bigger, better plans. The fact is, even if she's approaching the grand age of 50, it's good to see Madonna showing that she's not self-conscious or camera shy.

In fact, here's a thought. It was hubby Guy Ritchie's birthday yesterday, which might account for the purple 6 inches magic stick, but if it comes in a clear plastic bag and the whole world can have a look, that means it's not much of a surprise for anyone. Don't sex shops usually pack their goodies in black bags? Which brings me back to my initial thought - maybe this was some sort of "I'm still into kinky sex" statement. And what can we say except - well - enjoy.