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Mad Brit Takes Off Her Underwear in PublicAnother day, another vagina peek... |
By Monica Gaza, Entertainment News Editor
29th of November 2007, 14:28 GMT
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When I first got this piece of news, I admit I cringed and suddenly felt extremely faint. I leaned back in my ultra-comfortable chair and had a sudden vision of Britney Spears without any underwear on, running around a supermarket (I don't know why my mind jumped straight to supermarket, since I knew it was in fact an adult shop - probably because my mind was trying to tell me that Brit is one of the cheapest celebrities out there) - and nearly fainted again. It was not the thought of Britney's coochie that almost made me regret I had just eaten, but the idea of her stripping off in the middle of a shop. How many people did she traumatize for life with just one swish of her undies?
The reason for Britney's decision to suddenly abandon all pretense of common sense (and I use those words in a very, very loose sense) was that she was on a mission to try on raunchy underwear. The trainwreck singer visited West Hollywood's X-rated Hustler Store and although staff told her she couldn't try on the lingerie, she lost her temper and whipped off her panties in front of shocked shoppers.
"Staff employees told her they don't allow people to try on underwear. She looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes. She threw a fit and took off her underwear and tried on a pair of boy shorts with 'Barely Legal' stitched across the rear end in the middle of the store while 15 other customers looked on in astonishment", a source stated for the Us Weekly magazine. "The employees kept saying, 'Don't change out here!' She's just like, 'Well, I couldn't take them in the fitting room!' It was like dealing with a child". Yes, a mentally retarded child. That's our Britney...
Britney's mood reportedly worsened when staff asked her to pay for the underwear (imagine that), and she stormed out of the store snatching a wig as she left. The explanation for this is that the walking disaster that is Britney is apparently obsessed with lingerie and adult toys. Her mansion, one source claims, contains a secret double-locked X-rated "den of sin" completed with a mirrored ceiling, spanking paddles, whips, handcuffs and a closet full of "kinky outfits". "Britney is sexually obsessed. The 'Fantasy Room' is loaded with ticklers, whips, fur-trimmed handcuffs and much, much more", a source revealed for Star magazine. "She wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid's uniform and a Cinderella outfit". I won't even bother to comment on that. Luckily I'm still in my ultra-comfortable chair, because I'm so going to faint for real. See you in a minute.
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