MacBook Air, Earth, Water, Fire and... Heart!

Why didn't I think of this? Ehrrr! The notebook's name is well engraved in my brain, I've watched Captain Planet - Helloo! Air, Earth, Wind, Water... Wait. They forgot Heart. Haa! I knew I still had something. So what if it's lame? They forgot to mention MacBook Heart, so now I'm using it!

First of all, congrats to Falon who is responsible for the nice pictures up on DVICE. My personal favorite is the MacBook Water: You don't turn on the MacBook Water - you pour it on. Just unscrew the carrying case and splash the iFluid onto any handy flat surface… instant mobile computing. The iFluid immediately takes the shape of a keyboard and monitor, with less boot time than a cellphone. When it's time to pack up, simply wipe up your notebook with the included sponge and wring back into the case. Warning: Storing the MacBook Water at temperatures below 0°C will void the warranty.

While MacBook Earth has no power cord (it is a wind- and solar-powered notebook) and sports a phosphorescent screen with very low power consumption, the MacBook Fire's insides actually glow, eliminating the need for a backlit keyboard. The latter also comes with asbestos gloves, for when things get hotter than normal. So what would the MacBook Heart's top features be?

Well, affection of course. The machine greets its user with a few tender words such as "hi, honey, welcome back" - for the Standard version of MacBook Heart. The Sexy-State Processor version (2 Ghz, 3 gallons cache blood-pumping), features more naughty greetings such as "pinch my trackpad you naughty geek you..." It is rumored that there are more sexy greetings to choose from, but Apple has refused to disclose more details on the MacBook Heart. However, the company did confirm it ships with Mac OS X Cupid, featuring this exclusive backup utility program called Love Machine.

I've just remembered Wind. Eh, you do it in the comments column.