OK, probably the first thing that you planned to ask me (or yourselves) was who on earth is Lucy Pinder. And then the full meaning of the heading got to you and you realized that she was posing topless for the first time in her life and, all of a sudden, who she was really didn't matter all that much. At least, that's how it happened to me.

Allow me to refresh your memory because this is not the first time that we are so fortunate as to see Lucy and her beautiful, ahem, body of work: she is a British glamour model and she is famous both in the UK and overseas for her unexplainable obstinacy of showing her breasts. While the entire concept may seem foreign to many (a glamour model who refuses to show her breasts!? Unheard of!), it is nonetheless true.

So, Lucy is, in fewer words, that British chick with really big natural boobs who made a name for herself by having really big natural boobs. She is also very popular in certain circles (not literary or academic, I presume) because she likes to participate in photo shoots (more or less NSFW, but mostly certainly NSFW!) with her best friend, another British glam girl, Michelle Marsh. It's like a cult these two have together, only the likes of you and I are not invited. And will never be. Unless we sign a contract with the devil himself and we give him our soul. But that's a totally different story, by the way...

One of things that made Lucy stand out among the many glamour models, both in her native country and internationally, is that she always made sure she did not show her breasts to the camera. Or, if she did show them, she never (under any circumstances) showed her nipples. And here is where we get to be a part of the making of history: Lucy is going topless for the upcoming issue of 'Nuts' magazine! Like, hold the presses!

Honestly, I don't know what 'Nuts' is but I suppose that, since it has naked chicks in it and a name that alludes to a certain part of the male anatomy, the main topics addressed in it have something to do with rocket science. Or physics. Because some magazines can be misleading like that. Right?

While you enjoy the pics with Lucy and her never-before aired nipples, please keep in mind that this is truly a historical moment and you and I are lucky enough as to be a part of it. I'm sure that's what that witch who read my Tarot cards meant when she said I would one day be someone really important...