One thing one could never ever say about Courtney Love is that she is not a true lady! I mean, the woman is perfection in everything: in the way she dresses, the way she acts... the way she gets totally wasted in public and afterwards poses for the cameras!

A couple of months ago, the former singer (now writer of 'Dirty Diaries') posed naked for 'Pop' and even from then, I was telling you that saying those photos were airbrushed was too mild a term. We all know Courtney and, as much as she tries to convince us that she's finally sober and clean as a whistle, she is a lost cause.

True, she needs to be given points for perseverance in her attempts, but this time, it's not going to cut it for her. Just look at her (and you have my word it's not a case of bad camera angle), totally wasted even before the New Year's Eve party kicked off. Two of these pics are taken on the red carpet that means, before she got inside to ring in 2007. Classy, ain't it?!

But the best part of Courtney Love are those moments when we get the chance to see into her thoughts, via her postings on her official website. Wanna hear her resolutions for the new year? Of course, you will have to forget all those nasty things you learned in school about grammar and spelling, because they will not serve you this time. On second thought, maybe she wrote this after the party, if you know what I mean (and I know you do). Here, enjoy!

* Have a happy satisfied child and family
* sell the pony get a new horse
* try this "thin" anthropoligical experiment - get to my goal weight healthily and stay there
* cahnt for the war in Iraq to cease asap
* chant for Hillary to win
* learn an asian language
* dont peek at tabloids and bad websites, as it absouloutly shatters the Law to make that cause agiants yourself.
* have fantastic sex with commitment and honour with someone whoo treats me as i deserve and dont give my power away
* DO NOT SLLOW MYSELF TO BE A DOORMAT INA RELATIONSHIP EVER EVER AGAIN
* hopefully start another family someday - soon. meet that guy
* know that Kurts spirit is tended to and tend to it daily
* LEARN TO DRIVE
* STOP SMOKING GO TO HYPNI THERAPY AND JUST DAMM WELL STOP
* another year, another year without even wine no matter how hard i try to justify that "wines okay" knw that is the demon voice and put it out of my thoughts
* dont go to nightclubs with 19 year olds
* stay pissed off at the world for song usage
* no more surgery for any reason other than medical until i really need it in my 60s

Really? No more plastic surgery?! Gee, we're shattered, especially as you were really beginning to resemble THIS...