Lindsay, the Same Adorable, Incoherent Girl We Love

I don't know what the thing about Lindsay and interviews is but, each time she gives one, she comes off as a complete moron. Or something in that line. Either this girl has a lot on her mind and she can't decide what to say so she says it all, or she has no control over her mouth (that is, words keep coming out and she's not even aware of it).

Honestly, I tend to believe it's the latter but maybe that's just me. But we've all seen, heard and read about what Lindsay Lohan felt the urge to share with the world and, frankly, there have been some good laughs on this topic. Like, back in the days when she went in front of a camera and said that Paris Hilton attacked her and scratched her arm, only to go back on it the next day and say her words were taken 'out of context'.

Or, when she told her friends in an email that was eventually leaked on the Internet that Al Gore would help her if she 'just asked'. Or, when she called Paris a 'c**t' and then changed her mind and said that she was her best friend, and that she loved her. Yes, those were the good times and we thought they would never ever come back again! Because, you see, most of us believed that was just the booze in her talking but, apparently, we were wrong. That's just Lindsay.

The actress is featured in the May issue of 'Nylon' Magazine and you can all breathe easy now: even when sober, Lindsay is the same incoherent, adorable girl we all love. The reporter who was lucky enough to 'score' this interview must be jumping for joy right now, as we speak. Who wouldn't? Just to include one of the highlights from the article, Lindsay talks about her constant clubbing, her visit to the Wonderland rehabilitation clinic and her ongoing relationship with the paparazzi. It's a brilliant piece and we should all give her credit for it.

For instance, this is how Lindsay explains her club-hopping: 'This is why it's such a big deal, and why I get so worried... I'm at the point where...oh my God...I'm going to go out! I work hard enough and I know how to take care of myself. I don't know what's going to happen tomorrow. I will say, though, that it's so much harder to stay sober in New York. Though it's hard in L.A. not to go out, it gets lonely. Being an actress is lonely, and I never want to be alone. I hate sleeping alone.' Makes sense, right?

And, on her relationship with the paparazzi who are constantly on her trail, she says: 'I get embarrassed about the paparazzi if I'm in a chic restaurant, or when I was in the AA meetings. I felt very disrespectful because those people are doing that for themselves and it's no one elses' business. But that was the only time it was embarrassing - other times, I obviously like it I wouldn't ever want them to not take my picture. I'd be worried. I'd be like, "Do people not care about me?"'.

Other than that, the photos she took for this special issue are wonderful! Too bad she had to go and open her mouth too. Then again, I guess we have to call ourselves lucky that they didn't make her write those words herself. Can you imagine the typos and grammar mistakes we would have gotten? She's still adorable, though...