You probably noticed that on this site you can find news about Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears on a daily basis. That's entirely their fault. If they stopped screwing things up we would also stop writing about them. Such an occasion is yet to be seen. Quite the contrary, we are now able to put them all together in just one article. Here's the deal.

The recent events of Paris Hilton's life have amassed to such a level that one could make a movie about her. And someone who has the ability of creating such a movie actually had this idea. In fact, he went to Paris and asked her if she agrees on such a production. As you've probably guessed, Paris was overjoyed.

What they needed now is someone to play Paris herself. The first person that came to mind was Lindsay Lohan. I'm sure that we all agree that she is the perfect choice, not because she is such an accomplished actress, but because her life is almost as messed up as Paris' is.

Everyone knows that a good movie needs a kick-ass soundtrack. You don't even have to ask the question, the answer is already clear: Britney Spears is the perfect choice.

To be perfectly honest, this line up is simply too good to be true. A match made in heaven. Here you have party animals Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, who have both been to rehab this year (Li-Lo is still there). On the other hand, you have Paris Hilton, another perfect example for the young girls out there, who just got out of the slammer. It is also common knowledge that the three have been seen hanging out together.

We gotta keep a straight face at least once during this article. It is very unlikely that such a film, if it will ever be made, is going to star Lindsay Lohan as Paris Hilton, or the fact that Britney will sing on the soundtrack. I'm actually betting on Lindsay Lohan. Paris Hilton has already given the green light for her autobiographical movie (I would have been really surprised if she hadn't), while Britney would most certainly do everything in her powers to get her musical career back on track. So the only person out of the three that would turn down this deal is Lindsay, who may not be as stupid as she looks....err (did I just say that out loud?)...as people think.

But I've been wrong before...