Lindsay Lohan Is a Lesbian

Because we've heard and read almost anything imaginable about LiLo, it was about time we came across something new. In other words, it was the right moment for someone to make something up about her because it's been a rough period, not reading anything about her anymore. One thing, though, is always certain about Tinseltown and the many wonderful people that reside there: there is never smoke without a fire so I thought I might as well tell you that the latest Lindsay Lohan gossip has it that she's a lesbian. Oooh, the shock!

Former publicist Jonathan Jaxson, turned blogger has a very interesting theory that he fully presents on his personal blog and which, most likely, will also be included in his Hollywood tell-all upcoming book. But, before getting into that, let's catch up with Lindsay a bit: the 'actress' is currently in Japan, along with her BFF Sam Ronson.

The exact purpose of Lindsay's visit is yet unknown but, since she has been seen hitting the clubbing scene so hard and (once) promoting a digital camera at a press conference, we might as well infer that she just found a brand new way of spending her spare time. The amount of photos with LiLo dancing, all taken this past week, is so vast that one can only understand from it that she's also doing her own reality show while staying in Japan.

Now, back to the girl-on-girl action. JJ says: 'Lindsay Lohan dating DJ Friend Samantha Ronson. Yes, it is true. At least from all my sources. I have been part of 5 cover stories for the "National Enquirer" regarding Lindsay Lohan. She actually has always been quite open. I would love to name all the young Hollywood she has slept with, but I will keep that for the "book". Maybe she was tired of the boys and that is why she decided to spice it up with BFF Samantha Ronson. Here she gets a boy and a girl packaged all into one. Now I would have no bad things to say about either if Samantha wasn't deeply involved in alcohol and drugs. Not the best influence for a rehabbed Lindsay Lohan.'

If this is true and despite the fact that the occasional actress will probably never go public with an announcement of this type, there is only one thing for me left to say: she could have done better than this she-dude. She could have picked me. Or any of you, for that matter...

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