It's official. According to reports from all over, 'Rose' (that is how all of us should call her from now on) has completely integrated into the Jewish community and is a full-time member in Hollywood's most fashionable religions.

A little while ago, we were telling you that Madonna is so upset with Britney Spears that she decided to literally dump her as apprentice in the mysteries of Kabbalah. And, in her place, she 'adopted' party girl Lindsay. We also expressed our sincerest hope that the troubled teenager wouldn't accept. Too late for that now!



'Rose' just turned twenty and one of the changes that come with the passing from childhood to maturity seems to be that of sporting a new name. And that of making very womanly pictures for the August issue of the British magazine GQ. On its cover, one of Lindsay's many pearls of wisdom can be seen (and accordingly made fun of): 'I've lived, like, 15 lives by now. I've had to grow up pretty fast'.

Well, 'Rose', we wonder what would you say if somebody told you that what you're doing doesn't quite qualify as 'growing up'?