Man, I've sure missed the Lohans. I mean, what's life without a little bit of craziness, and from that point of view this lovely family is a safe bet. It doesn't take much to piss them off (well, maybe Lindsay not so much ever since she's been displaying her reformed self to the world and making such a big deal of it) and once you got them talking, there's no stopping it. You know what I mean - and I'm sure you also remember those long rants...I mean, interviews that Dina and Michael used to give about LiLo, family life, LiLo, drug abuse and LiLo again.
Anyway, it looks like Lindsay hasn't lost her touch and managed to get herself a wonderful boyfriend who, what is more, shares the family's strike-back spirit and is just as impulsive and sarcastic as we'd like him to be, since he decided to risk it and bring himself close to the Lohans by dating the family's most infamous member, Lindsay. The actress' boyfriend has apparently decided to mark his entrance in the said family with a bang, and is said to have blasted the Dina Lohan for being a media whore...scratch that, I meant for making a reality TV show.
Snowboarder Riley Giles started dating Lindsay during her recent stay in Cirque Lodge rehab clinic in Utah. He is apparently very protective of his new girlfriend and believes Dina's show could harm LiLo's recovery from drug and alcohol addiction. He also claims LiLo and himself refused to appear on the program. "Advice of the week - if you're a mother with four kids the best thing you can do for them right now is have a reality show We Do Not Want. She had the nerve to ask us to be on it. No thanks!", Riley recently posted on his MySpace page.
In case you forgot, Dina will be starring in a brand new reality show, which will air on E! Entertainment Television and will heavily feature Lindsay's younger sister Ali, 13, who is an aspiring singer and actress. Dina will also be executive producer on the show, for which filming is under way in New York. And since Riley seems to hate Dina, it's a sure thing that Lindsay's other deluded parent, ex-convict Michael Lohan recently revealed his belief that Riley is a good influence on his daughter. "Riley is a good kid. He comes from a good family. It's not about what we did in the past. It's about righting those wrongs. They keep each other in line. They go to meetings with one another".
Yes, well, what can I say - lovely people, really, I'm sure we'd all love to have them all living next door. But I bet Dina will not keep quiet about this. Just wait until you hear her reply - I'm sure it will strike Riley to the ground. This is White Oprah we're talking about.