Now don't you just feel like the sun suddenly came out after a long, gray, miserable rainy day? I mean, it's been so long since we last saw a genuine photo genuinely depicting Lindsay Lohan's a*s - and now here it is, a miracle cure for blues and depression. Just what the doctor ordered! I'm kidding, of course - well, about the "miracle" part - and no, don't look at me like that, I haven't lost my memory, nor have I been run over by a truck. I perfectly remember the fact that we've pretty much seen LiLo's exposed private parts and that there's not a whole lot we haven't glimpsed or guessed - but still, you must admit that ever since she came back to the LA party scene after a lengthy (and useless, it would seem) stay at that Utah rehab center, Lindsay has been wearing mostly black, and hasn't been showing too much skin.
But that all changed one sunny Sunday when LiLo stepped out dressed in a pale blur print minidress and headed off to do what she does best - pretend to be harassed by paparazzi and go shopping. The DUI-prone actress was smiling and looking happier than she usually does, but I bet you she had no idea why everybody else around her was grinning
widely. The answer turned out to be simple: as Lilo got out of her car in Malibu, California for her Melrose Avenue shopping trip, her light dress got stuck in her underwear, which left her a*s exposed in full view of everyone lucky (or unlucky) enough to find themselves in the proximity.
Now if I were to be really mean right about now, I'd probably say something like "I bet she faked that in order to get some extra cash from a photo agency". Well, knowing Lindsay to be the famewhore that she is, that wouldn't surprise me too much. In the end, she's a clever girl and a fast learner, so I'm sure she might have learned a thing or two from Britney, who's a master of the "cut a deal with the paparazzi and cash in on it" art. An exposed bottom here, a nipple or side boob slip there and you end up letting you body pay for those daily shopping trips. And we all know how Lindsay likes a good deal. So, have a look at LiLo's exposed derrière and let me know what you think. Real or fake?