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September 13th, 2006, 13:09 GMT · By

Lindsay Is Letting the Firecrotch Ventilate

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For the second time in almost a week, Lindsay Lohan is letting the air ventilate her most intimate parts. Oh, we forgot to tell you that the Venice incident in which the young actress was involved was, in fact, the other way around from what we reported. The fake photos were the ones with her wearing pink panties, while the real ones were the ones in which she had absolutely nothing underneath!

There must be something in the water, now that the heat wave has calmed down a bit, or else we couldn't possibly explain why she would go out like that. No, allow me to correct myself, there's nothing wrong in going out like that, but there is something terribly disturbing in her spreading her legs like that in front of the cameras.

At least, one important thing we could all learn from that: despite what Brandon Davis said, Lindsay does not have freckles or fiery red hair 'down there'. If that's something you truly, like truly, truly, needed to know.

We bet that, at this very moment, Paris is feeling very insulted by the affront! After all, she was the trendsetter in this domain. How dare Lindsay just sweep in, flash her firecrotch for the media and take all the credit?

Leaving all jokes aside, this is positively disgusting and young stars should avoid doing it again! We can sympathize with their needs for fresh (and unpolluted) air, but... come on, throw some panties on! It won't kill you... Others have already tried it and they are still alive to tell the story.

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Comment #1 by: bluewaffle22 on 25 Jul 2011, 14:52 UTC reply to this comment

y would u post sometin like that it was prob an accident tat happend

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