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Lindsay Is Dirty You'd think she would pay someone to clean her fingernails, wouldn't you?	By Elena Gorgan, Entertainment News Editor 27th of December 2006, 14:17 GMT Adjust text size:

Just like every other celebrity out there (well, like most of them in any case), Lindsay Lohan also packed her many thousands of dollars suitcases with her many millions of dollars clothing items and jewelry and headed off into the unknown, to spend the Christmas holiday away from the prying eyes of the paparazzi. One thing she forgot: that they would eventually find out she was planning to leave. So, the paps caught up with the Queen of all Drama this weekend at the Los Angeles airport, just as she was preparing to board her flight. All dressed in black and without even the tiniest hint of a smile on her face, Lindsay took her only companion on board: Marilyn Monroe's classic film 'Gentlemen Prefer Blondes'. But, as the flashes of the cameras kept going off like crazy, the paparazzi also learned something new about Lohan. Besides being a nutcase (or a genius, depending on how you look at things) for the huge scandals she starts with every comment that she makes, we now also find out that Lindsay is dirty. And not even 'dirty' like Christina Aguilera was 'dirrty' a while ago or like Sienna Miller who dropped hundreds of dollars on erotic gear. No, Lindsay Lohan is actually, literally dirty. As a matter of fact, this is not the first time that the freckled actress is spotted with dirt under her finger nails (I know!, it's absurd!) but never before was she with that much dirt! Here, just take a look at this close-up and see for yourselves. She looks as if she just came from cleaning pig stiles or working the land... with her bare hands! While I (just like anybody else) understand that celebrities are human like the rest of us, I can't seem to get it through my head that a woman (!!!) would go out with such filthy hands... Then again, maybe dirt is, like, IN this season, like that hospital bracelet Lohan has on. And, if that be the case, I'm old-fashioned...

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