Lindsay Discovers Meaning in Life: Sitting

Who would have thought? Lindsay, the party girl, the 20-year-old who jumps from club to club and from scandal to scandal, feels best not when she's dancing, or drinking or allegedly doing drugs. She's never happier than when she is sitting!
It's the news of the century! Stop the presses! And this is only the beginning: first, she said that she wants to be married, with children and an Oscar by the time she's thirty, now, she's talking about the joys of sitting.

In a recent interview with 'In Style' Magazine, Lohan said, out of the blue and without having been asked: 'I'm happiest when I'm just sitting. I recently went to a redwood forest with a friend and went on a hike. It was the most fun I've ever had'.

People say that she's losing her mind. Before, at least, she was coherent and it's not like people would buy a certain magazine just to hear Lindsay ramble about how happy she is when seated in a chair. After all, that's among the few things that everybody can afford to do!

In the same interview, Lohan also shared her wisdom on how much stress being an actor implies and on which is the 'perfect age' for her. Regarding the first question the interviewer asked her, she said: 'I learned to have a lot of responsibilities at a very young age, whether in my personal life at home with my family or simply having to be on set. I work longer hours than my friends' parents do'.

As to the 'perfect age', that would be 40 for Lindsay, because 'you're at your most confident and you know how to take care of your body'. It's good to see that she has other things in mind, too, than just concern for her physical appearance.