I have no idea which joke is better: the fact that Lindsay Lohan (who, by the way, was voted worst actress of 2007 in AOL's Moviefone poll for her unbelievable performance in that masterpiece of a thriller called "I Know Who Killed Me") was honored with an award at an Italian film festival on the island of Capri, or the fact that the actress was effectively acting like a major league slut in Italy, hooking up with no less than three guys over one weekend.
Well, come on now, it's the new year - plus, you didn't really expect LiLo to have turned herself into a good girl overnight, right? Right? Or maybe her decision to be good was only supposed to be valid throughout 2007, and now that it's over, she's back to screwing around with every guy who's looking even remotely interested in her.
So, just for a laugh (and before we get down to more 'hard-core" stuff) here's what the Capri festival producer (some guy named Pascal Vicedomini) said about Lindsay being there and getting an award. "It is indeed an honor to have Lindsay Lohan at Capri. We are delighted to recognize her talent as a performing artist, as well as her position as an icon in the world of entertainment".
Well, by the looks of it, I'm sure that Mr. Vicedomini has not been reading entertainment columns in newspapers or on websites in about three or four years, otherwise he used the word "icon" very loosely - like in porn icon, for example. Because I'm sorry to have to say this (OK, I'm not sorry) but the only thing that can have LiLo as an icon is a reality TV series about deluded, alcoholic once-famous actresses that would screw anything as long as it stands still long enough. OK, that was mean.
But I have a feeling Lohan deserves it. This orange-skin beauty with a sex appetite to match her drug and alcohol addiction decided that since she was in Italy, it was time she gave herself a little treat - and by treat, I mean get her freak on - with three Italian guys, one or two of which she also slept with. Yes, there's no better way of proving your "icon"status than by f**king every available man in sight - just to say thank you for the award, of course.
So, who were the (un)lucky three? Well, one of them was a waiter (yes, fine tastes, I know - but we already knew that from the days in which LiLo was dating that snowboarder she met in Utah) called Alessandro Di Nunzio, the second is an older actor by the name of Eduardo Costa, and finally the third one is another local actor, Dario Faiella - who was also photographed showing off his naked a*s on LiLo's hotel balcony the morning after they got together to do the nasty. Well, yes, now no one will have the nerve to challenge her status as a slut. You show them, Lindsay!
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