Lily Allen just can't keep her big mouth shut. It looks like she wants to be the British version of the young Avril Lavigne, but worse than the original.
For instance, she punched a photographer (way to go, girl!) and faces the possibility of some jail time to cool off, but she doesn't seem to care that much about it. She said that she was surrounded by some 70 paparazzi, so she had plenty of options to choose from. Right after this incident she left the country. When questioned by the "New York Magazine" about it, she claimed that she will be arrested when she gets back home.
Rather than insisting on her own future jail stay she turned her attention on Paris Hilton's jail time. Lily thinks that she might be the next Paris Hilton soon enough (for her sake we hope she never gets there). She continued to shock when she declared that she cannot wait for Lindsay Lohan to be thrown in the slammer, but she thinks that Li-Lo's prison stay won't be as tough as what she will (supposedly) face in one of Britain's jail facilities.
And here I was thinking I might be a little too hard on Lohan, it seems I was wrong.
Lily also confessed that she keeps having a series of erotic dreams lately. She dreams of guys from time to time, but her main focus is on women. Women involved in some lesbian activities, which are dirtier than what she dreams guys are doing. I wonder what personal experiences (if any) she is using for comparison. According to Lily Allen herself, these dreams might be the signs that she might actually be a lesbian herself.
I find her statements as nothing more than an attempt to draw some attention on her through some original ideas, but I can assure her that she is not. This is all proving to be some cheap circus act. Therefore, until she has some tangible proof of her being a lesbian, she should just stick to singing.