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I guess doing the nasty with David Beckham was not really worth it

By Monica Gaza, Entertainment News Editor

5th of March 2008, 10:36 GMT

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We all enjoy a good sex scandal - it may be sordid, it may be immoral, but once word gets out of a celebrity illicit affair, there's no stopping the rolling snowball. Let's imagine that a famous actor by the name of... say... Ralph Fiennes decides to have sex while on a plane with one of the on-duty stewardesses, who then sells her story to the tabloids. The scandal explodes, everyone is talking about it for a few days, a week tops, but that's pretty much where it all ends. For Ralph, that is. But did you ever consider what happens with the other, less famous half of the short-lived couple? Seeing that it's always the "non-famous" one who sells the story, there is little sympathy or compassion for them. Given that they voluntarily exposed themselves to the public eye, we never spare them a second thought.

It all gets even more interesting (read that "ridiculous") when one of these shamed ladies decides to hold on to her 15 minutes of fame instead of quietly disappearing from the public scene, tail between her legs. I'm talking about Rebecca Loos, the woman who claims she slept with David Beckham while he was in Spain, away from his family and probably getting bored with not having any sympathy sex at all. Loos gave a detailed interview regarding her sex romps with the British soccer stud, but once all the media hype around the alleged affair died down, she still resolutely went on harassing the reluctant audience with more displays of her skills.

And while I can gladly report she didn't have sex on tape with a human again (she did however do some pretty shameful things to a pig while on celebrity TV show "The Farm"), she did unfortunately also decide to try her hand at singing. So, world, take note - a new star was born, and her name is Rebecca Loos. You can watch the clip below - believe me, it's absurdly funny and therefore worth 3 wasted minutes. Call me crazy, but I think the song lyrics may just be about the whole Beckham affair. "Can you tell me if your boyfriend's in? Tell him I've got something for him. Cos I know he's waiting for me. That's the way it's gonna be", she sings. What do you think?

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