Let the Bikini Competition Begin!

Summer is almost over and this is like one of the few bikini posts I've done. Honestly, I don't know what got into me but I hope you'll find it in your heart to forgive and forget so that we might continue the beautiful relationship we had so far. Really, there's no need to waste all your energy hatin' on me, when you could do much better things with it. Like, to enjoy today's special treat: Geri Halliwell in an itsy bikini! (Thank you! Thank you very much!)

The first thing that you guys are going to say is probably that she's old but, really, is age of any importance nowadays? I mean, anyone can look as good as (if not even better) than a 30-something by simply resorting to the modern means of beautification - like surgery, Botox, fillers and even snake venom injections, I hear. So we shouldn't discard Geri just on the grounds of her age or of the fact that she's a mother.

Instead, we could honor her and her impressive contribution to music in general (as part of the Spice Girls) by putting her name in the ultimate rocking body bikini competition. Her rival would be... Fergie! You have to hand it to me, Fergie may be a bit fugly in the face, but her bod is unmatched in terms of, well, having all the right things in the right place and a shape that any of us would kill for. So, cast your vote on who would win this bikini race: Geri or Fergie. There's no prize for you to win when it ends, other than you being morally at peace that you have done the right thing and, who knows, maybe even saved the world in the process.

Back to Geri now: either former/current Ginger Spice is really taking this Spice Girls ('women' would be a much more appropriate term - but what do I know about appropriateness?) reunion really seriously and plans on performing in her bikini for the scheduled concerts or she's just been too shy to show us how great she is so far! My money goes on the first one, minus that part of her performing on stage in bikini, although I wouldn't mind it that much!

Now, I'll just leave you with one final impression: this woman is ridiculously fit. And, even if one of her breasts seems determined to make a run for the border and her tiny bikini looks as if ripped from a '70s movie, I'm still a tad green with envy. Or maybe it's just that cupcake I had for lunch... Anyway, I hope Fergie will win the bikini contest! Enjoy and xoxo.