Fashion police

Ladies, PVC Is Not, I Repeat, NOT Back in Business

And neither are most of the things she's wearing - lipstick included

By Monica Gaza, Entertainment News Editor

27th of August 2007, 10:39 GMT

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Oh, it's not? Sigh. Oh well, I was really looking forward to this ever since I saw Posh Spice's new "Iron Lady" brave looks of pure boredom at her hubby's latest Galaxy game and I thought they would go very well with a plastic top and a plastic handgun at the cast for the next Robocop girl. But I have a feeling Shauna Sand Lamas is well ahead of the game in that respect - and I'm pretty sure she can teach us all a lesson in how to achieve the best PVC look now just in case those good old days might be back.

Just take a look at the photo - and give another sigh. Deep one. Let me feel some of that despair that we usually associate with seeing people make pink PVC blunders. But before we get into that - do you even care who Shauna Sand is? She was married to Lorenzo Lamas, in case you actually care.

Did she waste the entire lipstick or is she saving some for the next pink-top appearance?

Gotta hand it to her - the pink top, the pumped-up boobs and the classy white zipper that all but allows us free pass to her love rocks, it's all classic Hollywood style.

Add the white pants and you get the "straight off the beach" look so many of the Hollywood ladies find so attractive. And then there's the shoes - I wasn't aware you can still find those 5 inches high, transparent beauties anywhere except maybe on the props shelves at Jenna Jameson's movie studio.

Well, I guess I was wrong - Shauna was keeping a pair just in case she ever had to go out at one of those fancy L.A. restaurants where photographers might bump into you and take photos when you least expect it. And what is with that make up? If the whole purpose of the lipstick was to match the pink top, it didn't really work. And if it was just meant to blend in and add to a unified, stylish look - then no comment. I really don't want to be accused of being nasty and saying she looks like she is coming straight from one of Jenna's shoots. That would be downright mean.

I just thought I'd make a short announcement. Please, if you think you can spare some money right now, let's all pitch in and buy Shauna a new top, as she's been spotted wearing the very same one not too long ago. Either she's broke, or she actually likes it (better hope it's the first one) and then we can use the money to get her a few extra ones. I heard orange and lime green are coming back into fashion.

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