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Ladies, Hit Your Local Apple Store Now!

You'll hook yourself up with a green stud in no time

By Filip Truta, Apple News Editor

3rd of March 2008, 08:33 GMT

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Cosmopolitan has recently come to the conclusion that the #1 place to meet guys is your local Apple store. The answer to this lies within our love for gadgets, of course. We agree that the Apple Store is a great place to find guys, possibly even single guys.

Really, we're all single up to a certain age, and when that age comes,

new tech will be the last thing on our minds. Surely, there are tens of other places where even more men rack up to do manly stuff. The Apple store is probably the best place where you can find a guy that is smart, has a way with words, pets the neighbor's cat and waters plants even if they're not his.

"Most guys are natural gadget lovers," says the mag,"and with sales of iPods and MacBooks skyrocketing, more men than ever are stopping by Apple boutiques. The vibe at the stores is conducive to man meeting too: You can check your email among cuties, take a free workshop on anything from Photoshop to podcasting (a great opportunity to strike up a conversation), or just survey the, ahem, good-looking merchandise."

There's really no reason for women not to admit that they too check us out every now and then and want to engage in certain activities at lonely times, only not as often as guys. And not as straight forward either. Why, that'd make this world perfect. Imagine! A woman asking a man on a date... How many NOs would that save us?

So anyway, my point is this: yes, go to your local Apple store and look around a bit. Chances are if you don't find anything with two legs, two arms and a head attractive, you'll certainly be able to find comfort in a gadget that actually needs your touch to respond.

Oh, one more thing. Ladies residing in Germany and Switzerland should know that Apple is currently recruiting staff for the upcoming opening of Apple stores in the respective territories, while the much-delayed Midsummer Place, Milton Keynes Apple retail store (UK) has already opened its doors.

Via TUAW

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