Ladies, Anorexia Is NOT Chic or Sexy

Whenever I happen to come across photos of Paris Hilton's face (and I use the word "face" in a very generic sense) splashed all over the Internet almost every day, I often find myself thinking that she must be a total nightmare for her parents. I mean, we all find it either very funny, or extremely gross and annoying to be faced with Paris' fame-whoring ways, but for most part, we just glance at the photos, browse through the news and we're done with her in less than a minute. We're privileged. As much as she tries to invade our private space and make us all love her (yeah right), we can shut her out and forget she even exists in about... what, 30 seconds? I used to think that's kind of hard to do if you're Paris' mother – or so I thought.

The fact is, it seems that little Paris' mother, Kathy, has probably had it with the trouble caused by her eldest daughter – so much so, that she's completely ignoring another (rather insignificant but nevertheless troublesome) reality: her other daughter Nicky looks like she's about to disappear completely. Shrink away into nothingness. Fade away. Vanish. No, she's not running away to Vegas to get married with her sister's brother's ex gay boyfriend (kidding) – the younger, less fame-whoring Hilton sister is just... losing weight. A lot of it. A whole lot of it. Take a look at the photos and you'll see what I mean.

Now, Nicky Hilton was never what you'd call "plump", but now I can't even call her "thin". She's got that Angelina Jolie, skeletal air about her, like she hasn't eaten a proper meal in at least a week and is about to faint any moment now. I only pray that she doesn't get knocked up any time soon. The celebrity world simply can't handle another skinny would-be mommy expecting twins but looking like she should be in a wheel chair all the while. So, please, someone call Paris and ask her to drag her little sister into a fancy restaurant and stuff some food down her throat. The world really doesn't need another Hilton IT girl. Really...


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