La Lohan Looks Tight. Those Stripping Sessions Must Work Out.

Lindsay Lohan must have some supernatural nipples since the sight of them is making so many people lose their heads. Now, truth be told, her breasts are among the most lusted for in all Hollywood but I say she must be using something else to achieve that, too. Wanna know which is her supernatural power she has over men? It's called going out braless. Simple and efficient.

Ever since she left rehab, the freckled actress has been undergoing a massive makeover, from redhead to light blond, from trampy looking to this '80s goddess look. Also, we might as well notice that her working the pole for every single day of the past months proved to be one of the best things that she ever did.

In case you didn't know, Linds is shooting for 'I Know Who Killed Me', a drama about the tragic life of a stripper/prostitute. Obviously, she plays the lead so she had to take some classes in polishing the pole with her gorgeous body and it eventually showed: while some haters said at one point that she was beginning to gain a little weight, her latest appearance shows off her toned body and comes to contradict them.

Now that's out of the way, let's focus on more important things, like how good it is to see that Lindsay hasn't yet learned that bras do have a point in this world or how to get into a car without spreading her legs as if giving birth (I'm saying this because I don't want to refer to that other situation when she might be spreading her legs like this, you know, like when having sex and stuff). Hasn't she seen THIS yet? No matter, that can only mean that there's still hope for us - if we're lucky, we might relive again those happy days of last year, when Lindsay, Paris and Britney were riding the infamous train of nipple/vagina flashers. And, seeing how good Lindsay looks now, we might just be in for a very special treat!

I'm totally kidding, by the way. Anyone who knows me knows that there's nothing but respect that I have for this very talented and not at all overrated actress. Besides her various and multifaceted showbiz career, what I also appreciate in Lindsay is her personality, the subtle yet sexy way of dressing and the fact that she never does anything to attract attention. She is all about what's on the inside, never out of line and always such a presentable young lady.

In fact, I'm thinking about taking her to meet my parents because, you see, I'm positive my grandma would simply love her Catholic school girl look. And probably her boobs too, but I'm not so sure about that. Did I mention that Lindsay is the hottest chick... like, ever?