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LINDSAY DON'T DIE

That's what they claim they want, but who knows?

By Monica Gaza, Entertainment News Editor

27th of September 2007, 13:37 GMT

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If Lindsay Lohan was worried that her prolonged rehab stint was affecting her fame, she can roll over in her bed and sleep on untroubled - and dream of the day she'll be out and about again. Not only has LiLo been involved in sex, drugs and booze scandals while at the rehab facility in Utah she's been locked up into since the beginning of August, she also managed to make it onto an ad that promotes medical treatment for addictions.

The ad in question has been unveiled by the Canterbury Institute in New Jersey. And no, it doesn't feature Lindsay naked or in any way exposed to the public eye - which is a good thing, otherwise she could have caused more harm than good. In fact, they don't show her picture at all. The ad sports a headline that reads "DON'T DIE LINDSAY". Yes, well, they also should have mentioned that they are speaking entirely for themselves. I mean, maybe some people out there don't agree. But I'm getting mean again, I'd better stop. Joke.

LiLo should be proud. I mean, she's just like Dali or Madonna - they don't even have to write her last name, everybody knows who they're talking about. Yes, Lindsay is all about the fame. And while I think that any kind of detox - either going on in rehab or carried out by means of medical treatment - is good detox, I think they should have chosen a more likable addict that Miss Lohan. What about Doherty? Yes, he would have done just nicely - and then Kate Moss could have covered the "don't" with white paint and it would have read "die, Pete" and the whole world would have known she was finally over the drugged out crack-head.

But I'm afraid this kind of extreme hate display is valid for LiLo as well. What if one morning we wake up and ads all over the country will read "die, Lindsay"? I think Lindsay's mother would probably faint - or burst with so much simmering hatred at the slur on her daughter's honor. The ad in fact goes on to say something like "while the rest of the world is going in and out of rehab, Canterbury Institute is changing the rules of addiction treatment". Yes, that sounds great. Change the rules - detox Lindsay and wipe off her memory, make her swallow a drug that makes her believe her name is Mary Smith and she stacks shelves at the local supermarket. Yes, that would work. How about it?

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