14 DAY TRIAL // He might have kept his tongue since Kim Kardashian announced she would be filing for a divorce from him, after just 72 days of marriage, but Kris Humphries is no shrinking violet.
Proof of that is his first collaboration with Funny Or Die, which you can see below – but *please be advised that the video contains language that might offend.
It sees the basketball player meeting with two agents, who repeatedly try to convince him that being hated is the best thing that could ever happen to a celebrity, so they see in this a chance for Kris to boost his public profile.
At one point, they give him a makeover, dressing him in Ed Hardy yellow tee, a hat and shades that Kanye West made famous a while back.
One of the agents reaches out to them, saying, “we don't want you to look like an [expletive]-hole… we just want you to look like a douchebag.”
“I have several awards ceremonies booked for you to just spontaneously ruin,” she adds, referring to that infamous “Imma let you finish” moment Kanye had at the MTV Video Music Awards in 2009.
Check it out.