14 DAY TRIAL // Kim Kardashian decided to show up at a beauty event held on Wednesday night in Los Angeles dressed in this weird ensemble. Please refer to the photo to the right in order to get the full insight into the fashion disaster that is Kim's attire. After you've had a good look, come back and let's debate on the do's and don'ts (but mostly don'ts) of her outfit.
It's no secret that Kim is trying to show off her curves on a daily basis because they are the only thing setting her apart from the rest of the women in Hollywood. Basically, Kim is just a big cleavage and an ample posterior at this point, because there's really nothing else to see in her case.
Her attire can only be described as a black jumpsuit which is not only tight fitting but also very low cut, to the point that she looks as if she's put it on backwards. The first thing that is going to jump at you first is that gravity-defying cleavage which has right now sent physicists scrambling to rewrite the laws of gravity.
Kim is basically shouting “look at me and my majestic womanly mounds that are so hot they just can't be contained!” only, you know, in a classy way. Of course, about two dozen fashion bloggers have just put a bullet through their heads when they saw Kim's clothes, but that's another matter.
This is a very odd thing to wear, especially from someone who regularly gets called a fashion icon and who was also featured on the cover of Vogue, which is like the Fashion Bible, but it's certainly not the first time that Kim has made blunders with her choice in wardrobe.
The Daily Mail claims that the photos were taken at an event hosted by Violet Grey founder Cassandra Robertson at her store in Melrose Place. But does it even matter when Kim Kardashian decides to show up dressed like this?
Women reading this article might comment that Kim's previous statements that she hasn't had any implants to augment her cleavage are big fat lies. If those things aren't made of plastic, how exactly is it that they are managing to remain so firmly and stiffly in place. If they were natural, those things would be bouncing all over the place, and out of the clothes the first chance they would get.
Our best guess is that Kim used copious amounts of double-sided tape to stitch those babies into place and make sure they didn't run amok at one point in the evening. Either way, her appearance gave a touch of low-brow couture to the entire event.
What Kim should understand is that more is not always better and that dressing in style doesn't necessarily mean exposing the most amount of flesh humanly possible without arriving there naked.
