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Kelly Osbourne Swallows Her Own Vomit

And for some reason she thinks we're all interested in hearing about it

By Monica Gaza, Entertainment News Editor

8th of October 2007, 11:08 GMT

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What is it with the Osbournes and being gross? I mean, I was just recovering from that story about how Ozzy's penis is always hungry for some action and will soon replace the Duracell bunny banging (pun intended) a drum and now Sharon hit me over the head with that story about suffering through some pretty gross cosmetic surgery. And just so that Kelly doesn't get left behind as it is usually the case, she came out with her own gross story - and this one is definitely the winner of "The Osbournes Really Want You to Throw Up" weekly competition.

Beats me why they feel the need to give us that many gross and unnecessary details. I mean yes, we all like a little (or more) sex gossip every day, if possible, but there are gross things unrelated to sex that can rank higher on the "disgust me" scale. Way higher. And the big prize, as I was telling you, goes to Kelly Osbourne, who for some strange reason felt the need to publicly state that on the opening night of her play "Chicago" in London (in which she plays Mama Morton) she was so nervous that she actually puked in her own mouth.

She said "I threw up in my mouth. I thought, 'What am I going to do? There's no bin here'. So I had to actually swallow it and then through the whole first scene all I could think was, 'I hope Annette [who plays Velma] can't smell my throw-up breath'. I was so scared". OK, I'm officially not that thrilled about that particular comment. I mean, yes, I would have been interested to know if she swallows, but as for the liquid of choice, vomit was definitely not on my top 10 list.

In fact, I was just wondering. What is it with these people? Why do they feel the need to come out saying things like these? I would not have been surprised if this were Paris Hilton, for example - as she has nothing better to brag about. But I had a better opinion about Kelly. Well, not anymore. I only hope this "gross the audience" thing stays in the Osbourne family and doesn't become a trend - I'd hate to see what Paris Hilton could come up with. Or Pammy Anderson after her first week of marriage with Rick Salomon. OK, I really need to stop. There's plenty of gossip today and I'd hate to get sick too fast.

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