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December 6th, 2007, 11:11 GMT · By Monica Gaza

Keira Knightley Topless? But Where Are the Boobs Then?

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Why bother covering them, since they're not there anyway?
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Keira Knightley is probably one of the biggest whiners in this world. Which then makes me wonder - if she's always complaining about how they always have to photoshop boobs on her, why bother taking her clothes off? I sense a little contradiction here - in the end, if your fun bags are altogether not that impressive, it's probably better to keep them under wraps (in case you choose not to get a boob job done, that is). But it seems that in the end, money is so persuasive that it makes Keira get over all her inhibitions and expose her (once again photoshopped) self to the world.

The fact is, I sense someone in the "Keira Knightley body enhancing department" (she's got a whole one to herself, seeing that she needs so much work done before her photos can be published) has not been doing their job properly. I
Compare and contrast... we're talking thighs here
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Kinda different, huh?
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mean, take a closer look at these pictures, and you'll see some inconsistencies that kind of jump out at you. Keira's thighs, for example, seem to be more slender in the shot in which she's curled up on the white fluffy rug than on the shot in which she's standing, wearing black and showing off the profile of her ass. Bad hungover in the morning, guys? I know Keira's no sight for sore eyes, so I sympathize.

On a different, but related topic, I think that we should throw in a few words about this lady's face, too. I mean... what in
OK, I'm scared, now remove the mask
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Is this supposed to be sexy?
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the world happened to it? She totally looks like she's spent the past months in a coffin, then someone came and covered all her face with baking flour and then applied her mother's lipstick from 20 years ago. It's also valid for the rest of her body (that topless photo will haunt my dreams for a long time from now on), but her face definitely looks 40-ish.

Not so much youthful glow, right? And yes, for the record, I understand it's a 40s look and all that, but someone definitely overdid it - I can't yet decide if it was Keira or the computer on which her photos were edited who decided to finally end the suffering and make its voice heard. So, less whining, more eating, less photoshop and more sun. How's that for a healthy diet?


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Comment #1 by: kewljoe on 06 Dec 2007, 13:50 UTC reply to this comment

I think Keira is perfect just the way she is, she has however lost a little bit too much weight or at least it looks that way in the tabloid pictures from when King Arthur came out to now. But her boobs are just perfect the way they are now. If you watch the movie The Hole you get a very nice view of what I am talking about. I do like breasts and I love em big and I love em small.


Comment #2 by: Sarah on 18 Oct 2011, 00:47 UTC reply to this comment

Unfortunately, so much bitterness comes through your article that the only hits it will have are those of people likewise envious of Keira Knightley. Anyone who is even remotely neutral and lacking any emotion concerning the actress will be turned off and likely turn to support Keira due to this writers inconsistencies. The writer appears to suffer from dementia considering the lack of semantic information. People gain and lose weight, and the pictures are in obvious different angles. I find it illogical that someone doesn't know this. In photo #1 where she is laying down, that position will alone make her thighs look thinner. (Similar to the way *any* other part of the body will look different through different angle viewpoints). Consequently, though, there is such thing as losing or gaining weight, EVEN for the famous (*gasp* I know, shocker.) The second-to-last and last paragraphs are pathetic. Please, seek therapeutic interventions. Individuals who regurgitate such useless untruthful hate are just reflective... purging what they are thinking about themselves.

As far as what this article's main point is concerning her breasts, she has said that she loves herself and refuses to change anything about her. I once heard her say she disliked being altered for that Pirate film poster, but not anything negatively concerning her own body image.

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